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Mens Funny Halloween Costumes
Are you a jokester? Life of the party? Are you a smooth talker and always a hit with the ladies? Wanna show some Halloween spirit without looking like you’ve put too much thought into your costume?
Maybe you are simply looking for something a bit more creative than a sheet thrown over your head with two eye holes cut a la Charlie Brown.
If so, this Halloween let your inner class clown show his face by donning a funny costume, like the oh so literal Chick Magnet.
This very silly play on words lets all the girls at your costume party know that you’ve got a sense of humor – and you’re bound to be an original in a sea of pirate costumes this season!
Simplicity can be an awesome way to go. And because the costume itself consists only of an overgrown stuffed magnet shape with fuzzy yellow stuffed chicks stuck on the metal or “magnetic” end, the rest of your gear is up to you.
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Go casual in your favorite comfy pair of jeans, black t-shirt and flip flops – better yet, find yourself a matching vintage looking “Chick Magnet” t-shirt.
You can also borrow a little Bond, James Bond style (the ultimate chick magnet, let’s be honest), by wearing your magnet over a suit or tux.
Funk the suit up with a quirky pair of sneakers – there’s nothing like a pair of brightly colored Converse high-tops with a tux!
If you’re feeling a little more DIY (do-it-yourself) and want to use a little creativity and craftiness, and would like to ensure that you’re sporting a one of a kind costume to boot, start shopping around for those traditional horseshoe shaped magnets (functioning or not – little erasers can be quite effective), and attach them with duct tape or string to regular ol’ street clothes.
Find some cute little stuffed chicks to stick on, from the top of your head to the tops of your shoes. You could also just string these items on a long string of elastic and wear your homemade chick magnet around your neck. It’s a lot more creative than your typical “This is my Halloween costume” t-shirt, and only a bit more effort is required.
Once you’ve put your ideal costume together, get yourself spruced up and handsome with an impeccably styled ‘do and a couple spritzes of cologne. Halloween is a night where just about anything could happen, and you never know just who the chicks are that you’ll be attracting while waiting around for the Great Pumpkin!
Mens & Womens Funny Halloween Costumes
 Body Bag "Obsessed with death? Like to hang out at the county morgue? Watch a little too much CSI? Here is the perfect costume for you. Body Bag is made of breathable cotton and has screen print logo on front and back. The logo reads, ""Metro County Country Club for Corpses."" One size fits most adults and teens. "
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 Cry Baby "It's okay to be a Cry Baby sometimes. Costume includes poly bodysuit with attached hoop, diaper, bib and bonnet. One size fits almost anyone. Don't forget to check out our baby accessories below. "
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 "Billy Bulls Eye, Knife Thrower" "Make sure you hit the target! This costume includes a shirt, sash with fringe, vinyl knife belt, knives and see through blind fold. Shirt fits up to size 42-44. "
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 Sumo Wrestler Take on any challenger in this hilarious Sumo suit. Complete with cap and beard. One size fits most.
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 Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom "Is your family tree missing a few branches? Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom comes with denim overalls, satin dickey with bow tie and top hat. Don't forget to pick up a little something for the Bride. Check out our matching Hillbilly Honeymoon Bride . "
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 Hillbilly Honeymoon Bride "Is your brother your second cousin? Does you Daddy carry a shotgun and spit in a can? Answer yes and you must belong in the Hillbilly Family. Hillbilly Honeymoon Bride includes crushed velvet and lace dress, veil with attached pigtails and inflatable tummy. "
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 Busty Babe "Anything you need to get off your chest? Well, this item can do the trick. Item includes stuffed sparkle top with thong. Fits up to a size 10. "
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 Captain Six Pack "A mans true super hero, Captain Six Pack is ready to take flight and deliver a six pack of your favorite brew. Captain Six Pack costume includes stretch lycra shirt with attached cape and six pack belt. Sorry but you must supply your own libation. One size fits men to 180 pounds. "
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 School Girl?!?! Is this really what most school girls look like? We sure hope not. Comical School Girl costume comes with front closure shirt with peter pan collar and attached pleated jumper and tie. One size fits guys (or girls) up to 200 lbs. Fits up to 48' chest. Puppy not included.
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 Lounge Singer "The lounge act will never be the same in this ""Walk Around"" get up! Item includes oversized jacket, pants, cape, mask and hands. This is a special order item and is non-returnable. "
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 Atm Man Every woman will want to take a withdrawal from this human ATM machine. ATM costume includes light weight foam shirt with tie back closure and matching hat. Pants not inlcuded.
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 But Mommy "Ever feel like your kids are never going to get out on there own? This fantastic costume includes a one piece outfit, inflatable legs, torso and the plastic mask. It takes just one person to look like two. One size fits most. "
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 Play Action Fake "Cheer your team on and get up close and personal with a football player at the same time. Play Action Fake will have your friends roaring with laughter. Costume includes special double cheerleader dress/football player jumpsuit, ponytail, football player mask, inflatable legs, and inflatable torso. Socks and pom pom not included. One size fits adults to 180 lbs. "
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 Ole Cow Hand "Y'all get ready to cowboy up and round up the posse'. Costume includes the hat, vest, bandana, and chaps. All are made of foam backed fabric. One size fits most "
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 Straight Jacket W/Face Mask "Includes pvc mask with elastic band and jacket with straps which attach in the back to secure the arms. One size fits most, up to 46"" chest. If you wish to purchase a higher quality mask, see the related items below. "
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Mens Funny Halloween Costumes
More Funny Halloween Costumes For Men, Women, And Couples
Mens And Womens Funny Halloween Costumes Page One
Men's Body Bag Costume, Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom, Captain Six Pack, School Girl, Lounge Singer, Atm Man
But Mommy,
Play Action Fake, Ole Cow Hand, Straight Jacket With Face Mask
Mens And Womens Funny Halloween Costumes
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Funny Costumes ~ Dr. Ben Dover, Macho Biker Man, Happy Hill Asylum, Tighty Whity Costume, Mr. Tater, Mrs. Tater, Rabbi, Hari Krishna, Baby Car Seat, One Night Stand, Talk to the Hand, Kissing Booth, Ring Girl, Speed Limit 69, Tooth Fairy,
Funny Adult Halloween Costumes
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Funny Costumes ~ Dlx Card - Ten of Spades, Dlx Card - Ace of Spades, Big Balls Scratch Card, Name Tag, Chick Magnet, Hung Like A Horse, Baby In High Chair, Pigs in a Blanket, Photo Flip Phone, Bun In the Oven, Bun Maker, Breathalyzer, Man Eating Shark, Vegas Slot Machine, Voodoo Doll,
Comical Adult Halloween Costumes
Mens And Womens Funny Halloween Costumes Page Four Show Me
Funny Costumes ~ Perky Devil, Card Ace of Spades, Card - King of Hearts, Card Queen of Hearts, Outhouse, Sumo Inflatable, Wacky Tourist, Chang, Chico, Rasta Mon, Bong King, Ganja Man, Inflatable Ballerina, Haunted Hotel Butler, 1st Place MILF,Crazy Cat Lady
Fun Adults Halloween Costumes
Mens And Womens Funny Halloween Costumes Page Five Show Me
Funny Costumes ~ Whoopie Cushion, Chicken With Head Cut Off, Heart On, Blow Me Tissue, Holy Sh*t, Hot Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, Tough Sh*t, When Doody Calls, Sh*t Hits The Fan, No Sh*t Sherlock, Handcuffs, Lock & Key, Happy Endings Spa Robe, Stud Finder
Funniest Adult Halloween Costumes
Mens Funny Halloween Costumes
